iPod video converter software reviews and iPod video converter tips

ok so a close friend told me they got me an mp4 player and i have no clue what it even is lololol.
ok so heres a couple questions.
. touch screen? or is everyone different?
. how many songs does it hold?
. does it have internet and texting like the ipodtouch?
. does it have movies and games?
. is it any good?
. is it better or worse then ipod touch?
. how to i put songs onto it? itunes?
thanks alot!!!!!!!!!

its 3rd generation 8gb
I converted the video to mp4 format, is that the right format for the ipod touch ?
This video size is 5mb and its high-def and widescreen , is that why its not working?
What settings do the video have to be to be able to go on the ipod?
Any solutions?

Im going on vacation and I want to watch some movies on my ipod

-cell phone (for alarm)
-PSP
-30 gig IPOD video
-laptop
-digital camera
-electric toothbrush
-hair dryer
-flat iron
I am moving to Germany for a year and thought figuring out what to buy would be easy, but once I started looking, I got very confused. Please be very specific, I have no idea what I’m doing. Thanks for the help!

Yesterday i had an ipod touch in my swim locker (it was unlocked because my lock was on my normal locker), it was in my pocket and someone went through it and stole it. Today i did an experiment to see how brave the thiefs are and i purposely left my locker unlocked but put my valuable items in my friends locker, when i closed my locker i put some paper in the door so show me if someone had opened it (paper on the ground = it was opened). when i came back it had clearly been open and look through but nothing was taken. This told me they are very brave as they will research people whom they have already stolen from and they do this daily. I want to try and catch them and get my ipod back, being that today is friday (after school) i hope to catch them on monday, but i dont know how to prove they we the same people who took my ipod on thursday.
The way i was thinking of proving they were stealing was by having a video camera locked in my locker pointed through the metal netting of the door at the rest of the locker room, but i dont know how to prove that these people i am to catch on tape were the same people who took my ipod, (i know it is very likely that the person that is stealing on monday is the person who stole from me but in the law you cant assume anything so i need proof or a extremely believable assumption)
So can you think of a different way i could catch them (as a backup plan and incase i cant get a video camera) and/or how i can prove they stole my ipod on thursday

I bought FMA Brotherhood on DVD and I wanted to download it onto my computer and Ipod, how do I do that?

http://www.viddler.com/explore/NTSTV/videos/13/

5th generation iPod

i shot some videos with my new ipod nano 5th gen and i want to delete them how do i? also it would be really helpful if someone could tell me how to change the filter so its like colorful and cyborg and whatnot

i plug it in to extract my recorded videos but they aren’t in my itunes where do i go to find them